izzetheking:

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts

(via wonderful-imagination)

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

(via theheroichydrangea)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via ilikechocolatemilk)

Hogwarts houses when given a dangerous thing to do
Slytherin: Gryffindor go do the thing
Gryffindor: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
Ravenclaw: Don't do the thing without a proper shield charm you idiot
Hufflepuff: Can we eat after we do the thing

timetravellingsociopath:

monsterunderkilt:

OMG YOU KNOW IT’S NEW BECAUSE SHERLOCK HAS A RED SCARF.

IT HAS BEGUN.

(Source: batched, via dreamcatcher37)

cc-loves-dricki:

she-paints-lovely-pictures:

lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) 

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

image

hahahahaha omg

How I am!!!

(via jurikos)

(Source: ronanesque, via napoleonbonerhard)

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

(Source: notthatjesus, via bombs-awayy)