Merriment and Otherwise

izzetheking: I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:39:35 -0400

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts

artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:38:14 -0400

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:35:34 -0400

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:34:02 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Hogwarts houses when given a dangerous thing to do

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:30:06 -0400

Slytherin: Gryffindor go do the thing
Gryffindor: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
Ravenclaw: Don't do the thing without a proper shield charm you idiot
Hufflepuff: Can we eat after we do the thing

timetravellingsociopath: monsterunderkilt: OMG YOU KNOW IT’S...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:22:05 -0400

timetravellingsociopath:

monsterunderkilt:

OMG YOU KNOW IT’S NEW BECAUSE SHERLOCK HAS A RED SCARF.

IT HAS BEGUN.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:21:17 -0400

cc-loves-dricki: she-paints-lovely-pictures: lampfaced: silver...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:20:54 -0400

cc-loves-dricki:

she-paints-lovely-pictures:

lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click)

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

hahahahaha omg

How I am!!!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:19:59 -0400

somethingwithrainandbows: This is funnier than it should be.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:19:40 -0400

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:14:19 -0400

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:16:40 -0400

seppi1477: rifa: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:07:44 -0400

seppi1477:

rifa:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

OH MY GOD

And everything makes so much sense now.

ultimiavlad: egbertdork: paarfekt: stupidphresh: donafuckingt...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:03:08 -0400

ultimiavlad:

egbertdork:

paarfekt:

stupidphresh:

donafuckingtelli:

raging-raichel:

bonbuns:

lunaticbone:

impercussis:

amixedreality:

divinebrohoodofbuttz:

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

…

whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

hated-and-helpless: i-killed-your-family: heyh8r: sexcruciatin...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:57:55 -0400

hated-and-helpless:

i-killed-your-family:

heyh8r:

sexcruciating:

Welcome to hell

this picture really gets to me. it’s like you do one thing wrong and your whole life is over. as soon as you walk through that door, you’re givin’ a whole reputation as a psycho path, when in reality, all you want is someone to love you. and it’s sad because after you walk through those doors, never again will your life be the same.

^I love that person.

once you go in you dont ever truley come out

sherlock-holmes-fan: sherlock-holmes-fan John is 5000% done

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:59:42 -0400

sherlock-holmes-fan:

sherlock-holmes-fan

John is 5000% done

sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:59:21 -0400

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

aradiamara: SCREAMIG

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:54 -0400

aradiamara:

SCREAMIG

holyharam: ….and lynse showing white kids across the United...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:56:06 -0400

holyharam:

….and lynse showing white kids across the United States and Canada how to Bankhead bounce

marleybird: tentacruels: olgie13: “This gorgeous Hälssen...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:52:22 -0400

marleybird:

tentacruels:

olgie13:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”

SCREECH